Funny Status in English

The best way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once!

If you love someone set them free. If they come back, set them on fire.

People that Change Love status after 30 Sec... GF is the Reason

WARNING!! I know karate …..and some other words!!!

If there is no chocolate in heaven…”I AM NOT GOING”.

You don’t realize how many clothes you have, until you wash them.

If the speed of light 1000,000 km/s, what is the speed of dark?

By all means marry if you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.

When A Man Steals Your Wife, There Is No Better Revenge Than To Let Him Keep Her.

Things can change a women's mood- 1) I love you 2) 50% Discount.

Someone writes “Urgent Calls Only”. Don’t get it… Are you in the police or ambulance service.?

Brain is the best worker, When you can use it