I love my job only when I’m on vacation.
Relationships are a lot like algebra… Ever looked at your X and wondered Y?
By all means marry if you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
God created the sleep, and the devil created an alarm clock.
Just saw the most smartest person when i was in front of the mirror.
Girls use photoshop to look beautiful.. Boys use photoshop to show their creativity.
I love my job only when I’m on vacation.
Relationships are a lot like algebra… Ever looked at your X and wondered Y?
By all means marry if you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
God created the sleep, and the devil created an alarm clock.
Just saw the most smartest person when i was in front of the mirror.
Girls use photoshop to look beautiful.. Boys use photoshop to show their creativity.