If you love someone set them free. If they come back, set them on fire.
If your brain was money, you wouldn't have a cent
I’m not lazy, I’m on energy saving mode.
Someone writes “Urgent Calls Only”. Don’t get it… Are you in the police or ambulance service.?
By all means marry if you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
Totally available!! Please disturb me!
If you love someone set them free. If they come back, set them on fire.
If your brain was money, you wouldn't have a cent
I’m not lazy, I’m on energy saving mode.
Someone writes “Urgent Calls Only”. Don’t get it… Are you in the police or ambulance service.?
By all means marry if you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
Totally available!! Please disturb me!