having 1 child makes you a parent having two makes you a referee.

Today morning when I was driving my Ferrari, the alarm woke me up.

i just want a boy that's gonna say he loves me without my makeup.

Dear MATHS, stop asking to find your X, she’s not coming back.

You’re beautiful until your Photoshop 30 day trial has gone.

I’m pretty sure my prayers go directly to God’s spam folder.

I Wish My Parents Were Like Google. They Should Understand Me Even Before I Complete.