Great power comes with great electricity bills.
A party without cake is just a meeting.
Never hide your "last seen", let people know that you're ignoring them.
Born to express and not to impress.
She wanted a puppy. But I didn’t want a puppy. So we compromised and got a puppy.
Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.
Great power comes with great electricity bills.
A party without cake is just a meeting.
Never hide your "last seen", let people know that you're ignoring them.
Born to express and not to impress.
She wanted a puppy. But I didn’t want a puppy. So we compromised and got a puppy.
Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.