There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy. HER HEART.

I’m cool but global warming made me hot

At least mosquitoes are attracted to me.

The women cries before the wedding and the man after.

Totally available!! Please disturb me!

You cry, I cry, …you laugh, I laugh…you jump off a cliff I laugh even harder!!

Sorry about those texts I sent you, last night, my phone was drunk.