Never make eye contact while eating a banana.
Non-urgent calls only!!
Girls worry about the things that guys forget. Guys worry about the things that girls remember.
Born to express and not to impress.
Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.
She wanted a puppy. But I didn’t want a puppy. So we compromised and got a puppy.
Never make eye contact while eating a banana.
Non-urgent calls only!!
Girls worry about the things that guys forget. Guys worry about the things that girls remember.
Born to express and not to impress.
Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.
She wanted a puppy. But I didn’t want a puppy. So we compromised and got a puppy.