There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy. HER HEART.

Hey,you are reading my status again ?

I’m pretty sure my prayers go directly to God’s spam folder.

Someone writes “Urgent Calls Only”. Don’t get it… Are you in the police or ambulance service.?

Never laugh at your wife's choices... you're one of them .

Etc= End of thinking Capacity.

AwesoME ends with ME and Ugly starts with U.