The trouble with life is that there are so many beautiful women - and so little time.
Study economics-when you’re unemployed, at least you’ll know why.
Never make eye contact while eating a banana.
A real girl is not perfect and a perfect girl is not real.
You are special.... But not for me.
Totally available!! Please disturb me!
The trouble with life is that there are so many beautiful women - and so little time.
Study economics-when you’re unemployed, at least you’ll know why.
Never make eye contact while eating a banana.
A real girl is not perfect and a perfect girl is not real.
You are special.... But not for me.
Totally available!! Please disturb me!