I’ve discovered that you can’t change people. They can change themselves.
God created the sleep, and the devil created an alarm clock.
She wanted a puppy. But I didn’t want a puppy. So we compromised and got a puppy.
The best way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once!
Ladies, when you have got a king, don’t reshuffle the pack, because you might end up with a joker.
Cool thing only happen when you don’t have a camera.
I’ve discovered that you can’t change people. They can change themselves.
God created the sleep, and the devil created an alarm clock.
She wanted a puppy. But I didn’t want a puppy. So we compromised and got a puppy.
The best way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once!
Ladies, when you have got a king, don’t reshuffle the pack, because you might end up with a joker.
Cool thing only happen when you don’t have a camera.