Things can change a women's mood- 1) I love you 2) 50% Discount.
When A Man Steals Your Wife, There Is No Better Revenge Than To Let Him Keep Her.
When you mess up a guy's hair, he thinks it's cute, but when you mess up a girl's hair, just hope you're wearing something bulletproof.
By all means marry if you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
AwesoME ends with ME and Ugly starts with U.
I’m pretty sure my prayers go directly to God’s spam folder.
Things can change a women's mood- 1) I love you 2) 50% Discount.
When A Man Steals Your Wife, There Is No Better Revenge Than To Let Him Keep Her.
When you mess up a guy's hair, he thinks it's cute, but when you mess up a girl's hair, just hope you're wearing something bulletproof.
By all means marry if you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
AwesoME ends with ME and Ugly starts with U.
I’m pretty sure my prayers go directly to God’s spam folder.