Never make eye contact while eating a banana.
Things can change a women's mood- 1) I love you 2) 50% Discount.
If your brain was money, you wouldn't have a cent
I’m pretty sure my prayers go directly to God’s spam folder.
You don’t realize how many clothes you have, until you wash them.
I am Waiting for GF Message!
Never make eye contact while eating a banana.
Things can change a women's mood- 1) I love you 2) 50% Discount.
If your brain was money, you wouldn't have a cent
I’m pretty sure my prayers go directly to God’s spam folder.
You don’t realize how many clothes you have, until you wash them.
I am Waiting for GF Message!