There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy. HER HEART.

Relationships are a lot like algebra… Ever looked at your X and wondered Y?

If there is no chocolate in heaven…”I AM NOT GOING”.

Hey,you are reading my status again ?

I’ve discovered that you can’t change people. They can change themselves.

My laziness is like 8; Once it lies down it's infinite!

I love my job only when I’m on vacation.