There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy. HER HEART.

Awesome ends with Me, Ugly starts with U

Non-urgent calls only!!

Study economics-when you’re unemployed, at least you’ll know why.

I’m cool but global warming made me hot

If there is no chocolate in heaven…”I AM NOT GOING”.

Today morning when I was driving my Ferrari, the alarm woke me up.