Ladies, when you have got a king, don’t reshuffle the pack, because you might end up with a joker.

I love my job only when I’m on vacation.

Just saw the most smartest person when i was in front of the mirror.

i just want a boy that's gonna say he loves me without my makeup.

No guts, no glory, no brain, same story

Try to say the letter "M" without your lips touching.

Great power comes with great electricity bills.