Ladies, when you have got a king, don’t reshuffle the pack, because you might end up with a joker.

Do You Want To Go Out With Me? (A) Yes (B) A (C) B.

I’m not lazy, I’m on energy saving mode.

Study economics-when you’re unemployed, at least you’ll know why.

AwesoME ends with ME and Ugly starts with U.

Someone writes “Urgent Calls Only”. Don’t get it… Are you in the police or ambulance service.?

Learn then remove 'L'.