Ladies, when you have got a king, don’t reshuffle the pack, because you might end up with a joker.

I'm totally a cheap date, I don't pay for anything.

If the speed of light 1000,000 km/s, what is the speed of dark?

Food, Water, Sleep, Love, Whatsapp, Repeat it.

Give me some sunshine…! Give me some rain…! Give me a another girlfriend…! So I ENJOY once again…!

Dear MATHS, stop asking to find your X, she’s not coming back.

The longer the title the less important the job.