Ladies, when you have got a king, don’t reshuffle the pack, because you might end up with a joker.

If the speed of light 1000,000 km/s, what is the speed of dark?

Trust me you will dance- Alcohol

70% boy Have GF, other Have Brain!

You have to be ODD, to be number ONE.

I’m cool but global warming made me hot

Just saw the most smartest person when i was in front of the mirror.