Ladies, when you have got a king, don’t reshuffle the pack, because you might end up with a joker.

If you ever need anything please don't hesitate to ask someone else first.

Try to say the letter "M" without your lips touching.

Dear MATHS, stop asking to find your X, she’s not coming back.

Scratch here ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ to reveal my status

I’ve discovered that you can’t change people. They can change themselves.

I’m not lazy, I’m on energy saving mode.