Ladies, when you have got a king, don’t reshuffle the pack, because you might end up with a joker.

i know you look on my status.

I’m not lazy, I’m on energy saving mode.

Women’s mind is like a weather it may change anytime.

Try to say the letter "M" without your lips touching.

"A man falls in love through his eyes, a women through her ears."

I'm totally a cheap date, I don't pay for anything.