I’m not lazy, I’m on energy saving mode.
At least mosquitoes are attracted to me.
Never make eye contact while eating a banana.
You cry, I cry, …you laugh, I laugh…you jump off a cliff I laugh even harder!!
Today morning when I was driving my Ferrari, the alarm woke me up.
You were the reason of my happiness but also the reason of my sadness
I’m not lazy, I’m on energy saving mode.
At least mosquitoes are attracted to me.
Never make eye contact while eating a banana.
You cry, I cry, …you laugh, I laugh…you jump off a cliff I laugh even harder!!
Today morning when I was driving my Ferrari, the alarm woke me up.
You were the reason of my happiness but also the reason of my sadness