The trouble with life is that there are so many beautiful women - and so little time.
Girls worry about the things that guys forget. Guys worry about the things that girls remember.
At least mosquitoes are attracted to me.
Virginity is not dignity, It is just lack of opportunity.
If you love someone set them free. If they come back, set them on fire.
You don’t realize how many clothes you have, until you wash them.
The trouble with life is that there are so many beautiful women - and so little time.
Girls worry about the things that guys forget. Guys worry about the things that girls remember.
At least mosquitoes are attracted to me.
Virginity is not dignity, It is just lack of opportunity.
If you love someone set them free. If they come back, set them on fire.
You don’t realize how many clothes you have, until you wash them.