Ladies, when you have got a king, don’t reshuffle the pack, because you might end up with a joker.

Learn then remove 'L'.

One wise guy invented Whatsapp… and his wife added last seen feature

I Am Not Special, I Am Just Limited Edition

I’m pretty sure my prayers go directly to God’s spam folder.

Totally available!! Please disturb me!

The trouble with life is that there are so many beautiful women - and so little time.