Ladies, when you have got a king, don’t reshuffle the pack, because you might end up with a joker.

There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy. HER HEART.

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I'm totally a cheap date, I don't pay for anything.

A party without cake is just a meeting.

Autocorrect is like that person who just graduated college and think they know everything.

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