Ladies, when you have got a king, don’t reshuffle the pack, because you might end up with a joker.

Eat…sleep….regret……repeat.

70% boy Have GF, other Have Brain!

I love my job only when I’m on vacation.

Smile…It confuses people..!

I want some one to give me a Loan and then leave me Alone.

Just saw the most smartest person when i was in front of the mirror.