Never hide your "last seen", let people know that you're ignoring them.

I want some one to give me a Loan and then leave me Alone.

Not always "Available".. Try your Luck.

Etc= End of thinking Capacity.

If you can’t change a Girl… change the Girl.

I'm totally a cheap date, I don't pay for anything.

Food, Water, Sleep, Love, Whatsapp, Repeat it.