Never hide your "last seen", let people know that you're ignoring them.

Someone writes “Urgent Calls Only”. Don’t get it… Are you in the police or ambulance service.?

What happens if a doctor's wife eats an apple a day?

I’m pretty sure my prayers go directly to God’s spam folder.

I want some one to give me a Loan and then leave me Alone.

Dear MATHS, stop asking to find your X, she’s not coming back.

Smile…It confuses people..!