Teachers call it cheating, students call it teamwork.

I'm totally a cheap date, I don't pay for anything.

God created the sleep, and the devil created an alarm clock.

I Am Not Special, I Am Just Limited Edition

Girls use photoshop to look beautiful.. Boys use photoshop to show their creativity.

Dear MATHS, stop asking to find your X, she’s not coming back.

Trust me you will dance- Alcohol