God created the sleep, and the devil created an alarm clock.
Knowledge is like underwear. It is useful to have it, but not necessary to show it off.
Sorry about those texts I sent you, last night, my phone was drunk.
Relationships are a lot like algebra… Ever looked at your X and wondered Y?
If there is no chocolate in heaven…”I AM NOT GOING”.
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God created the sleep, and the devil created an alarm clock.
Knowledge is like underwear. It is useful to have it, but not necessary to show it off.
Sorry about those texts I sent you, last night, my phone was drunk.
Relationships are a lot like algebra… Ever looked at your X and wondered Y?
If there is no chocolate in heaven…”I AM NOT GOING”.
Online by public demand