Teachers call it cheating, students call it teamwork.

Great power comes with great electricity bills.

Perfect boyfriend : Does not drink, does not smoke, does not cheat and also Does not exist ????

Hey,you are reading my status again ?

I’m pretty sure my prayers go directly to God’s spam folder.

I'm totally a cheap date, I don't pay for anything.

If you love someone set them free. If they come back, set them on fire.