Just saw the most smartest person when i was in front of the mirror.

Perfect boyfriend : Does not drink, does not smoke, does not cheat and also Does not exist ????

i know you look on my status.

Try to say the letter "M" without your lips touching.

At least mosquitoes are attracted to me.

Phones are better than girlfriends, At least we can switch off.

If you can’t change a Girl… change the Girl.