Today morning when I was driving my Ferrari, the alarm woke me up.
Someone writes “Urgent Calls Only”. Don’t get it… Are you in the police or ambulance service.?
Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.
Dear MATHS, stop asking to find your X, she’s not coming back.
At least mosquitoes are attracted to me.
I’m pretty sure my prayers go directly to God’s spam folder.
Today morning when I was driving my Ferrari, the alarm woke me up.
Someone writes “Urgent Calls Only”. Don’t get it… Are you in the police or ambulance service.?
Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.
Dear MATHS, stop asking to find your X, she’s not coming back.
At least mosquitoes are attracted to me.
I’m pretty sure my prayers go directly to God’s spam folder.