Knowledge is like underwear. It is useful to have it, but not necessary to show it off.
I’m cool but global warming made me hot
A real girl is not perfect and a perfect girl is not real.
Sorry about those texts I sent you, last night, my phone was drunk.
I love my job only when I’m on vacation.
She wanted a puppy. But I didn’t want a puppy. So we compromised and got a puppy.
Knowledge is like underwear. It is useful to have it, but not necessary to show it off.
I’m cool but global warming made me hot
A real girl is not perfect and a perfect girl is not real.
Sorry about those texts I sent you, last night, my phone was drunk.
I love my job only when I’m on vacation.
She wanted a puppy. But I didn’t want a puppy. So we compromised and got a puppy.