Relationships are a lot like algebra… Ever looked at your X and wondered Y?
There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy. HER HEART.
Never make eye contact while eating a banana.
Sorry about those texts I sent you, last night, my phone was drunk.
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Someone writes “Urgent Calls Only”. Don’t get it… Are you in the police or ambulance service.?
Relationships are a lot like algebra… Ever looked at your X and wondered Y?
There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy. HER HEART.
Never make eye contact while eating a banana.
Sorry about those texts I sent you, last night, my phone was drunk.
Scratch here ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ to reveal my status
Someone writes “Urgent Calls Only”. Don’t get it… Are you in the police or ambulance service.?