Autocorrect is like that person who just graduated college and think they know everything.
Sorry about those texts I sent you, last night, my phone was drunk.
Never make eye contact while eating a banana.
Phones are better than girlfriends, At least we can switch off.
When A Man Steals Your Wife, There Is No Better Revenge Than To Let Him Keep Her.
She wanted a puppy. But I didn’t want a puppy. So we compromised and got a puppy.
Autocorrect is like that person who just graduated college and think they know everything.
Sorry about those texts I sent you, last night, my phone was drunk.
Never make eye contact while eating a banana.
Phones are better than girlfriends, At least we can switch off.
When A Man Steals Your Wife, There Is No Better Revenge Than To Let Him Keep Her.
She wanted a puppy. But I didn’t want a puppy. So we compromised and got a puppy.