You have to be ODD, to be number ONE.
Girls worry about the things that guys forget. Guys worry about the things that girls remember.
Eat…sleep….regret……repeat.
I love my job only when I’m on vacation.
Sorry about those texts I sent you, last night, my phone was drunk.
Knowledge is like underwear. It is useful to have it, but not necessary to show it off.
You have to be ODD, to be number ONE.
Girls worry about the things that guys forget. Guys worry about the things that girls remember.
Eat…sleep….regret……repeat.
I love my job only when I’m on vacation.
Sorry about those texts I sent you, last night, my phone was drunk.
Knowledge is like underwear. It is useful to have it, but not necessary to show it off.