Ladies, when you have got a king, don’t reshuffle the pack, because you might end up with a joker.
If you ever need anything please don't hesitate to ask someone else first.
I’ve discovered that you can’t change people. They can change themselves.
Never hide your "last seen", let people know that you're ignoring them.
The best way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once!
Great power comes with great electricity bills.
Ladies, when you have got a king, don’t reshuffle the pack, because you might end up with a joker.
If you ever need anything please don't hesitate to ask someone else first.
I’ve discovered that you can’t change people. They can change themselves.
Never hide your "last seen", let people know that you're ignoring them.
The best way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once!
Great power comes with great electricity bills.