If you love someone set them free. If they come back, set them on fire.

The trouble with life is that there are so many beautiful women - and so little time.

If you can’t change a Girl… change the Girl.

Trust me you will dance- Alcohol

I’m cool but global warming made me hot

Someone writes “Urgent Calls Only”. Don’t get it… Are you in the police or ambulance service.?

Non-urgent calls only!!