At least mosquitoes are attracted to me.
Dear MATHS, stop asking to find your X, she’s not coming back.
A real girl is not perfect and a perfect girl is not real.
Awesome ends with Me, Ugly starts with U
The trouble with life is that there are so many beautiful women - and so little time.
Never laugh at your wife's choices... you're one of them .
At least mosquitoes are attracted to me.
Dear MATHS, stop asking to find your X, she’s not coming back.
A real girl is not perfect and a perfect girl is not real.
Awesome ends with Me, Ugly starts with U
The trouble with life is that there are so many beautiful women - and so little time.
Never laugh at your wife's choices... you're one of them .