If you love someone set them free. If they come back, set them on fire.

I love my job only when I’m on vacation.

A real girl is not perfect and a perfect girl is not real.

Autocorrect is like that person who just graduated college and think they know everything.

I’m not lazy, I’m on energy saving mode.

Awesome ends with Me, Ugly starts with U

I’ve discovered that you can’t change people. They can change themselves.