Phones are better than girlfriends, At least we can switch off.

You are special.... But not for me.

When nothing goes right..!! Go left.

Study economics-when you’re unemployed, at least you’ll know why.

Someone writes “Urgent Calls Only”. Don’t get it… Are you in the police or ambulance service.?

Relationships are a lot like algebra… Ever looked at your X and wondered Y?

My laziness is like 8; Once it lies down it's infinite!