Phones are better than girlfriends, At least we can switch off.

i just want a boy that's gonna say he loves me without my makeup.

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You hate me, I hate you. Problem? ♥

Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.

My laziness is like 8; Once it lies down it's infinite!

You were the reason of my happiness but also the reason of my sadness