Phones are better than girlfriends, At least we can switch off.

I love my job only when I’m on vacation.

Things can change a women's mood- 1) I love you 2) 50% Discount.

70% boy Have GF, other Have Brain!

You are special.... But not for me.

If there is no chocolate in heaven…”I AM NOT GOING”.

life is short…smile while you still have teeth.