I’m pretty sure my prayers go directly to God’s spam folder.
Never make eye contact while eating a banana.
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When nothing goes right..!! Go left.
You don’t realize how many clothes you have, until you wash them.
She wanted a puppy. But I didn’t want a puppy. So we compromised and got a puppy.
I’m pretty sure my prayers go directly to God’s spam folder.
Never make eye contact while eating a banana.
Error: status unavailable
When nothing goes right..!! Go left.
You don’t realize how many clothes you have, until you wash them.
She wanted a puppy. But I didn’t want a puppy. So we compromised and got a puppy.