She wanted a puppy. But I didn’t want a puppy. So we compromised and got a puppy.

You were the reason of my happiness but also the reason of my sadness

Awesome ends with Me, Ugly starts with U

Never make eye contact while eating a banana.

AwesoME ends with ME and Ugly starts with U.

Non-urgent calls only!!

God is really creative, i mean ..just look at me