She wanted a puppy. But I didn’t want a puppy. So we compromised and got a puppy.

You have to be ODD, to be number ONE.

Perfect boyfriend : Does not drink, does not smoke, does not cheat and also Does not exist ????

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You’re beautiful until your Photoshop 30 day trial has gone.

I'm totally a cheap date, I don't pay for anything.

You can't stop loving short girls.