She wanted a puppy. But I didn’t want a puppy. So we compromised and got a puppy.

You hate me, I hate you. Problem? ♥

I love my job only when I’m on vacation.

Mans are many but money is money.

I Am Not Special, I Am Just Limited Edition

You cry, I cry, …you laugh, I laugh…you jump off a cliff I laugh even harder!!

70% boy Have GF, other Have Brain!