Character is like a tree and reputation like a shadow. The shadow is what we think of it; the tree is the real thing.

Neither seek nor avoid, take what comes.

The best jokes are the ones that have a grain of truth in them.

Once a government is committed to silencing opposition, it has only one way to go - down.

I take pleasure in my transformations. I look quiet and consistent, but few know how many women there are in me.

Sports fans have been mistreated for a long time. They deserve better service.

Love is when the other person's happiness is more important than your own.