The only way to tell the truth is to speak with kindness. Only the words of a loving man can be heard.

The liar's punishment is not in the least that he is not believed, but that he cannot believe anyone else.

I'm not an atheist. I'm a comedian.

The time is always right to do what is right.

Learn everything that is good from others, but bring it in, and in your own way absorb it; do not become others.

There is only one success-to be able to spend life in your own way.

The purpose of learning is growth, and our minds, unlike our bodies, can continue growing as we continue to live.