How far you go in life depends on you being tender with the young, compassionate with the aged, sympathetic with the striving and tolerant of the weak and the strong. Because someday in life you will have been all of these.

I just draw what I think is funny, and I hope other people think it is funny.

“Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking? Because those men already have boyfriends.”

Better to die on one's feet than to live on one's knees.

“In matters of style, swim with the current; in matters of principle, stand like a rock.”

Life is an exciting business, and most exciting when it is lived for others.

Count your age by friends, not years. Count your life by smiles, not tears.