While we stop to think, we often miss our opportunity.

I hate race discrimination most intensely and in all its manifestations.

The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good.

I pursue no intentions, no directions; I have no program, no style and no mission.

In the end, people will judge you anyway. So don't live your life impressing others. Live your life impressing yourself.

The tragedy of life is what dies inside a man while he lives.

I'm a comedian, for God's sake. Viewers shouldn't trust me.