Change is the law of life. And those who look only to the past or present are certain to miss the future.

Its useless to hold a person to anything he says while hes in love, drunk, or running for office.

Its true hard work never killed anybody, but I figure, why take the chance?

Success is not measured by material wealth; it is measured by the impact you have on the lives of others and the positive change you bring to the world.

Joy does not simply happen to us. We have to choose joy and keep choosing it every day.

There is no greater agony than bearing an untold story inside you.

Comedy is tragedy plus time.