Logic will get you from A to B. Imagination will take you everywhere.
Write your plans in pencil and give God the eraser.
Stand-up comedy is the only job where you get paid to talk to yourself.
The foolish man seeks happiness in the distance, the wise grows it under his feet.
To be stupid, selfish, and have good health are three requirements for happiness.
We are made wise not by the recollection of our past, but by the responsibility for our future.
Logic will get you from A to B. Imagination will take you everywhere.
Write your plans in pencil and give God the eraser.
Stand-up comedy is the only job where you get paid to talk to yourself.
The foolish man seeks happiness in the distance, the wise grows it under his feet.
To be stupid, selfish, and have good health are three requirements for happiness.
We are made wise not by the recollection of our past, but by the responsibility for our future.