“A celebrity is someone who works hard all his life to become known and then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.”

Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.

Better be ignorant of a matter than half know it.

Your attitude, not your aptitude, will determine your altitude.

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.

Success is not about being the best; it's about being the best version of yourself.

All that really belongs to us is time; even he who has nothing else has that.