“My father didn’t tell me how to live; he lived, and let me watch him do it.”

Time is what prevents everything from happening at once.

Stand-up comedy is the only job where you get paid to talk to yourself.

The single greatest thing you can do to change your life today would be to start being grateful for what you have right now.

Success is not about finding shortcuts; it's about taking the scenic route and enjoying the journey.

All art is a struggle to be, in a particular sort of way, virtuous.

If I were not Alexander, I should wish to be Diogenes.