“If you steal from one author, it’s plagiarism; if you steal from many, it’s research.”

Intellectual growth should commence at birth and cease only at death.

I think I'm a really good shopper.

When we remember that we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.

Cast down your bucket where you are.

A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success.

The greatest thing in family life is to take a hint when a hint is intended and not to take a hint when a hint isn't intended.