“If you steal from one author, it’s plagiarism; if you steal from many, it’s research.”

Stand-up comedy is the only job where you get paid to talk to yourself.

Humor isn't for everyone. It's only for people who want to feel alive.

Victory is always possible for the person who refuses to stop fighting.

Knowledge is power, if you know it about the right person.

He who knows his own heart knows God.

Let us be grateful to people who make us happy; they are the charming gardeners who make our souls blossom.