Stand-up comedy is the only job where you get paid to talk to yourself.
“To follow, without halt, one aim: There is the secret of success.”
Every great advance in science has issued from a new audacity of the imagination
“Instead of getting married again, I’m going to find a woman I don’t like and just give her a house.”
The fire that warms us can also consume us; it is not the fault of the fire.
Always stand on principle, even if you stand alone.
Stand-up comedy is the only job where you get paid to talk to yourself.
“To follow, without halt, one aim: There is the secret of success.”
Every great advance in science has issued from a new audacity of the imagination
“Instead of getting married again, I’m going to find a woman I don’t like and just give her a house.”
The fire that warms us can also consume us; it is not the fault of the fire.
Always stand on principle, even if you stand alone.