Quotes

I never started out to be unusual or different. I just wanted to do things my way.

A mother takes twenty years to make a man of her boy, and another woman makes a fool of him in twenty minutes.

A civilized society is one which tolerates eccentricity to the point of doubtful sanity.

Education is hanging around until you've caught on.

The only way out is through.

I'd just as soon play tennis with the net down.

Thinking is not to agree or disagree. That's voting.

The chief reason for going to school is to get the impression fixed for life that there is a book side for everything.

Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on Thee, and I'll forgive Thy great big one on me.

The middle of the road is where the white line is—and that's the worst place to drive.

You have freedom when you're easy in your harness.

The world is full of willing people; some willing to work, the rest willing to let them.