Quotes

A poem begins in delight and ends in wisdom.

A liberal is a man too broad-minded to take his own side in a quarrel.

Don't ever take a fence down until you know why it was put up.

A person will sometimes devote all his life to the development of one part of his body—the wishbone.

A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer.

The afternoon knows what the morning never suspected.

The greatest thing in family life is to take a hint when a hint is intended and not to take a hint when a hint isn't intended.

The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office.

A successful lawsuit is the one worn by a policeman.

Don't ever take a fence down until you know the reason why it was put up.

I never dared be radical when young for fear it would make me conservative when old.

I hold it to be the inalienable right of anybody to go to hell in his own way.