Quotes

There is no love sincerer than the love of food.

A broken heart is a very pleasant complaint for a man in London if he has a comfortable income.

The best place to find God is in a garden. You can dig for him there.

He who can, does. He who cannot, teaches.

An ounce of ghost is worth a pound of clergy.

A man of my spiritual intensity does not eat corpses.

The liar's punishment is not in the least that he is not believed, but that he cannot believe anyone else.

Lack of money is the root of all evil.

The golden rule is that there are no golden rules.

The worst sin toward our fellow creatures is not to hate them, but to be indifferent to them.

A government that cannot be criticized cannot be trusted.

I dislike feeling at home when I am abroad.