Quotes

One advantage of talking to yourself is that you know at least somebody's listening.

Originality is the art of concealing your source.

Scratch a dog and you'll find a permanent job.

Experience enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.

The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it.

Bravery is being the only one who knows you're afraid.

Love doesn't make the world go 'round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile.

I always have trouble remembering three things: faces, names, and... I forgot the third.

A doctor can bury his mistakes, but an architect can only advise planting vines.

If criticism had any power to harm, the skunk would be extinct by now.

My hometown was so dull that one time the tide went out and never came back.

Radio is called a medium because it is rare that anything is well done.