Quotes

I have been rich, and I have been poor. Believe me baby, rich is better!

Music is the universal language... it brings people closer together.

The only thing better than singing is more singing.

Just don't give up trying to do what you really want to do.

It isn't where you came from; it's where you're going that counts.

The only reason I have a kitchen is because it came with the house.

I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage.

Insanity is hereditary. You can catch it from your kids.

Don't confuse fame with success. Madonna is one; Helen Keller is the other.

Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth.

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery.

If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead.