Erma Bombeck Quotes (0+)

No one ever died from sleeping in an unmade bed.

The odds of going to the store for a loaf of bread and coming out with only a loaf of bread are three billion to one.

“The odds of going to the store for a loaf of bread and coming out with only a loaf of bread are three billion to one.”

“When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left and could say, I used everything you gave me.”

„When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left and could say, I used everything you gave me.”

When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left and could say, I used everything you gave me.

“No one ever died from sleeping in an unmade bed.”