Quotes

Go sell crazy someplace else; we're all stocked up.

Here's Johnny!

The minute that you're not learning I believe you're dead.

I don't want to be a product of my environment. I want my environment to be a product of me.

There's no better place to dance than a slick surface next to a glass door.

Hello, Newman.

Dogs are the leaders of the planet. If anything happens, they have us for dinner.

A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it.

Why do people give each other flowers? They're killing living creatures?

Sex, that's meaningless, I can understand that, but dinner; that's heavy.

Looking at cleavage is like looking into the Sun. You don't stare at it.

If every instinct you have is wrong, then the opposite would have to be right.