Quotes

Happiness is the china shop; love is the bull.

Democracy is a pathetic belief in the collective wisdom of individual ignorance.

The most dangerous man to any government is the man who is able to think things out for himself.

There's no underestimating the intelligence of the American public.

Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats.

Morality is doing what is right, no matter what you are told.

The demagogue is one who preaches doctrines he knows to be untrue to men he knows to be idiots.

For every problem, there is a solution that is simple, neat, and wrong.

Freedom is something that dies unless it's used.

We can't stop here, this is bat country!

I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours.

If you're going to be crazy, you have to get paid for it.