Quotes

Some may never live, but the crazy never die.

When the going gets weird, the weird turn professional.

I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity... but they've always worked for me.

In a closed society where everybody's guilty, the only crime is getting caught.

Too weird to live, too rare to die!

Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely... but to skid in broadside, used up, worn out.

When there are no ceilings, the sky's the limit.

The question is not 'Are you flawed?' It's 'What do you do about your flaws?'

Fail to plan, plan to fail.

Life is too short to dwell on what might have been.

Don't confuse having a career with having a life.

Human rights are women's rights, and women's rights are human rights.