Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who can't sleep with the window shut, and a woman who can't sleep with the window open.

Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who can't sleep with the window shut, and a woman who can't sleep with the window open.

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Sex, that's meaningless, I can understand that, but dinner; that's heavy.

It's not what happens to you that matters. It's how you respond to what happens to you that makes all the difference.

Nothing ever goes away until it has taught us what we need to know.

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Your ability to maintain a positive and optimistic attitude, even in the face of adversity, sets the stage for resilience and eventual success.

Remember, being happy doesn’t mean you have it all. It simply means you’re thankful for all you have.

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