A real girl is not perfect and a perfect girl is not real.
You have to be ODD, to be number ONE.
The trouble with life is that there are so many beautiful women - and so little time.
WARNING!! I know karate …..and some other words!!!
You don’t realize how many clothes you have, until you wash them.
The best way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once!
A real girl is not perfect and a perfect girl is not real.
You have to be ODD, to be number ONE.
The trouble with life is that there are so many beautiful women - and so little time.
WARNING!! I know karate …..and some other words!!!
You don’t realize how many clothes you have, until you wash them.
The best way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once!