The best way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once!
The trouble with life is that there are so many beautiful women - and so little time.
Things can change a women's mood- 1) I love you 2) 50% Discount.
You were the reason of my happiness but also the reason of my sadness
I want some one to give me a Loan and then leave me Alone.
When you mess up a guy's hair, he thinks it's cute, but when you mess up a girl's hair, just hope you're wearing something bulletproof.
The best way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once!
The trouble with life is that there are so many beautiful women - and so little time.
Things can change a women's mood- 1) I love you 2) 50% Discount.
You were the reason of my happiness but also the reason of my sadness
I want some one to give me a Loan and then leave me Alone.
When you mess up a guy's hair, he thinks it's cute, but when you mess up a girl's hair, just hope you're wearing something bulletproof.