When A Man Steals Your Wife, There Is No Better Revenge Than To Let Him Keep Her.

Try to say the letter "M" without your lips touching.

Knowledge is like underwear. It is useful to have it, but not necessary to show it off.

Hey,you are reading my status again ?

Do You Want To Go Out With Me? (A) Yes (B) A (C) B.

Today morning when I was driving my Ferrari, the alarm woke me up.

When nothing goes right..!! Go left.