By all means marry if you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.

My laziness is like 8; Once it lies down it's infinite!

When nothing goes right..!! Go left.

God created the sleep, and the devil created an alarm clock.

Great power comes with great electricity bills.

The best way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once!

Awesome ends with Me, Ugly starts with U