You don’t realize how many clothes you have, until you wash them.

I Am Not Special, I Am Just Limited Edition

The women cries before the wedding and the man after.

Someone writes “Urgent Calls Only”. Don’t get it… Are you in the police or ambulance service.?

I'm totally a cheap date, I don't pay for anything.

Totally available!! Please disturb me!

life is short…smile while you still have teeth.