If there is no chocolate in heaven…”I AM NOT GOING”.

I’m cool but global warming made me hot

Give me some sunshine…! Give me some rain…! Give me a another girlfriend…! So I ENJOY once again…!

Kuch bhi Bolo But Dil???? to Chasmis Ladkiyaa hi Churatii hai.

I love my job only when I’m on vacation.

Never hide your "last seen", let people know that you're ignoring them.

I want some one to give me a Loan and then leave me Alone.