All girls are my sisters except you.
She wanted a puppy. But I didn’t want a puppy. So we compromised and got a puppy.
Today morning when I was driving my Ferrari, the alarm woke me up.
Dear MATHS, stop asking to find your X, she’s not coming back.
Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.
A broken promise is as good as a lie .
All girls are my sisters except you.
She wanted a puppy. But I didn’t want a puppy. So we compromised and got a puppy.
Today morning when I was driving my Ferrari, the alarm woke me up.
Dear MATHS, stop asking to find your X, she’s not coming back.
Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.
A broken promise is as good as a lie .