The best way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once!
She wanted a puppy. But I didn’t want a puppy. So we compromised and got a puppy.
Today morning when I was driving my Ferrari, the alarm woke me up.
I’m not lazy, I’m on energy saving mode.
You cry, I cry, …you laugh, I laugh…you jump off a cliff I laugh even harder!!
Try to say the letter "M" without your lips touching.
The best way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once!
She wanted a puppy. But I didn’t want a puppy. So we compromised and got a puppy.
Today morning when I was driving my Ferrari, the alarm woke me up.
I’m not lazy, I’m on energy saving mode.
You cry, I cry, …you laugh, I laugh…you jump off a cliff I laugh even harder!!
Try to say the letter "M" without your lips touching.