Today morning when I was driving my Ferrari, the alarm woke me up.
70% boy Have GF, other Have Brain!
I’m pretty sure my prayers go directly to God’s spam folder.
By all means marry if you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
The best way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once!
I Wish My Parents Were Like Google. They Should Understand Me Even Before I Complete.
Today morning when I was driving my Ferrari, the alarm woke me up.
70% boy Have GF, other Have Brain!
I’m pretty sure my prayers go directly to God’s spam folder.
By all means marry if you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
The best way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once!
I Wish My Parents Were Like Google. They Should Understand Me Even Before I Complete.