If you can’t change a Girl… change the Girl.
When you mess up a guy's hair, he thinks it's cute, but when you mess up a girl's hair, just hope you're wearing something bulletproof.
Girls worry about the things that guys forget. Guys worry about the things that girls remember.
The best way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once!
I’m not lazy, I’m on energy saving mode.
I’m pretty sure my prayers go directly to God’s spam folder.
If you can’t change a Girl… change the Girl.
When you mess up a guy's hair, he thinks it's cute, but when you mess up a girl's hair, just hope you're wearing something bulletproof.
Girls worry about the things that guys forget. Guys worry about the things that girls remember.
The best way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once!
I’m not lazy, I’m on energy saving mode.
I’m pretty sure my prayers go directly to God’s spam folder.