A broken promise is as good as a lie .
By all means marry if you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
Never make eye contact while eating a banana.
She wanted a puppy. But I didn’t want a puppy. So we compromised and got a puppy.
You hate me, I hate you. Problem? ♥
i just want a boy that's gonna say he loves me without my makeup.
A broken promise is as good as a lie .
By all means marry if you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
Never make eye contact while eating a banana.
She wanted a puppy. But I didn’t want a puppy. So we compromised and got a puppy.
You hate me, I hate you. Problem? ♥
i just want a boy that's gonna say he loves me without my makeup.