Perfect boyfriend : Does not drink, does not smoke, does not cheat and also Does not exist ????

Smile…It confuses people..!

Try to say the letter "M" without your lips touching.

Sorry about those texts I sent you, last night, my phone was drunk.

Totally available!! Please disturb me!

Not always "Available".. Try your Luck.

Relationships are a lot like algebra… Ever looked at your X and wondered Y?