There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy. HER HEART.
God created the sleep, and the devil created an alarm clock.
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By all means marry if you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
Study economics-when you’re unemployed, at least you’ll know why.
The best way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once!
There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy. HER HEART.
God created the sleep, and the devil created an alarm clock.
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By all means marry if you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
Study economics-when you’re unemployed, at least you’ll know why.
The best way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once!