You’re beautiful until your Photoshop 30 day trial has gone.

I'm totally a cheap date, I don't pay for anything.

What happens if a doctor's wife eats an apple a day?

I Wish My Parents Were Like Google. They Should Understand Me Even Before I Complete.

Study economics-when you’re unemployed, at least you’ll know why.

When nothing goes right..!! Go left.

If your brain was money, you wouldn't have a cent