Status in English

You have to be ODD, to be number ONE.

Just saw the most smartest person when i was in front of the mirror.

Never make eye contact while eating a banana.

My laziness is like 8; Once it lies down it's infinite!

I Wish My Parents Were Like Google. They Should Understand Me Even Before I Complete.

Teachers call it cheating, students call it teamwork.

A broken promise is as good as a lie .

Never hide your "last seen", let people know that you're ignoring them.

i just want a boy that's gonna say he loves me without my makeup.

At least mosquitoes are attracted to me.

"A man falls in love through his eyes, a women through her ears."

I want some one to give me a Loan and then leave me Alone.