Status in English

“At every party, there are two kinds of people–those who want to go home and those who don’t. The trouble is, they are usually married to each other.”

“Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.”

“Don’t smother each other. No one can grow in the shade.”

“I allow my intuition to lead my path.”

“Until you make peace with who you are, you will never be content with what you have.”

“In order to win, you must expect to win.”

“You learn to speak by speaking, to study by studying, to run by running, to work by working; in just the same way, you learn to love by loving.”

“The most difficult years of marriage are those following the wedding.”

“Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian.”

“He, who will not reason, is a bigot; he, who cannot, is a fool; and he, who dares not, is a slave.”

“I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three.”

“I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house, we had an enormous feast, and then I killed them and took their land.”