Motivational Status in English

“The odds of going to the store for a loaf of bread and coming out with only a loaf of bread are three billion to one.”

“Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon.”

“The trouble with eating Italian food is that five or six days later, you’re hungry again.”

“My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far I’ve finished two bags of M&Ms and a chocolate cake. I feel better already.”

“Wise men speak because they have something to say; fools because they have to say something.”

“To be wronged is nothing unless you continue to remember it.”

“Just taught my kids about taxes by eating 38% of their ice cream.”

“If you steal from one author, it’s plagiarism; if you steal from many, it’s research.”

“Do what you feel in your heart to be right — for you’ll be criticized anyway. You’ll be ‘damned if you do, and damned if you don’t.’”

“I grew up with six brothers. That’s how I learned to dance–waiting for the bathroom.”

“Ask not what your country can do for you — ask what you can do for your country.”

“The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen nor even touched, but just felt in the heart.”