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I am not young enough to know everything.

Life is too important to be taken seriously.

True friends stab you in the front.

I can believe anything, provided that it is quite incredible.

I don't want to go to heaven. None of my friends are there.

It is absurd to divide people into good and bad. People are either charming or tedious.

The world is a stage, but the play is badly cast.

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.

The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about.

Every saint has a past, and every sinner has a future.

I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.

Art is the most intense mode of individualism that the world has known.