Status in English

I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man.

The reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated.

The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not.

Golf is a good walk spoiled.

The lack of money is the root of all evil.

It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.

Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry, and narrow-mindedness.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're misinformed.

Humor is mankind's greatest blessing.

The more I learn about people, the more I like my dog.

Never put off till tomorrow what may be done day after tomorrow just as well.