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A father carries pictures where his money used to be.

To attract men, I wear a perfume called New Car Interior.

We pick politicians by how they look on TV and Miss America on where she stands on the issues. Isnt that a little backwards?

Negative words are powerful boomerangs so be careful what you say about people and yourself.

As through this world I rambled Ive seen lots of funny men. Some will rob you with a six-gun And some with a fountain pen.

There are three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere: Hold my purse.

You never have to change anything you got up in the middle of the night to write.

Education is great but its really my creativity thats taught me that I can be much more than what my education told me I am.

The only way the French are going in is if we tell them we found truffles in Iraq.

No man can be called friendless when he has God and the companionship of good books.

You may write me down in history With your bitter, twisted lies, You may trod me in the very dirt But still, like dust, Ill rise.

Success and failure. We think of them as opposites, but theyre really not. Theyre companions the hero and the sidekick.