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Everybody wants to eat at the governments table, but nobody wants to do the dishes.

The hardest thing in the world is to simplify your life. Its so easy to make it complex.

Take it easy but take it.

Defeat is not bitter unless you swallow it.

Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.

Solitude is a good place to visit but a poor place to stay.

What is harder than rock, or softer than water? Yet soft water hollows out hard rock. Persevere.

If you think nobody cares if youre alive, try missing a couple of car payments.

Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.

No one ever died from sleeping in an unmade bed.

Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand.

Having sex is like playing bridge. If you dont have a good partner, youd better have a good hand.